Vegas and "Andrea"

I met Vegas and his lovely "Andrea" outside a bar in Hamilton where they were advertising the fact that the Washrooms are Broken.

I bet these thick handle bars come in "hand"-y !!!

Vegas shows off the security of Andrea's peddles: never again will you have to worry about your foot flying off the peddle when reaching those particularly high speeds!

Léa and "the Slow Bitch"

Léa could not be reached for comment on that conspicuous piece of toilet paper stuck in "the Slow Bitch's" wheel.

Wheel protection is essential and quite possibly saved the Slow Bitch from even more toilet paper-caused havoc.

When you travel slow, you need a light, no matter how small.

So many gears! I'd wager this bike is incorrectly named!

Tammy and Bessie

Bessie is pictured here on the porch where she lives with some of her bike friends when not out-racing them.

Zebra-themed bike handles (one can imagine oneself as a cheetah in constant chase of sweet, sweet zebra flesh as motivation to peddle faster)

New front and back derailleurs allow Tammy and Bessie to zip by the competition.

This conveniently placed drink-holder is what every athlete needs on their bike (for hydrating fyi)